Seriously...I'm Kidding

Ellen Degeneres is the comedian, bestselling author, actor and host of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Now, this much-loved entertainer riffs on many of her favorite topics. I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin.